1. Doug Rock - AKA Sir Douglas, Mystical Knight of Arathor, repentant jock turned nerd.

2. Cynthia McDaniels - cheer leading sensation, who totally read the Lord of the Rings. "Not all who wander are lost."

3. Nerdacus - god of nerds. "As Mr. Spock put it in Star Trek V, 'Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.'"

4. Dwight - loyal nerd and reluctant freedom fighter. "That quote comes from Star Trek VI, not V."

5. D.J. Muzo - the god of so-called music. "Nothing compares and no one can compete. You cannot stop the power of the beat."

6. Ms. Primple - AKA the goddess of fashion and terror of the ancient Babylonians. "Girls do not look hot in ponchos!"

7. Normalia - AKA the goddess of normality. "This is proper, can't you see? Nerds do not date out of their league."

8. Almighty Coolar - "chief of the gods, master of everything, the final boss." You've got to see his break dancing moves.

9. The magic and horrors of the 1980s. STRANGER THINGS meets PERCY JACKSON meets HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL in this all-knew "rock opera" for all ages.

10. Good guys, bad guys, and a story and music that will grip you from beginning to end.

GIDEON VERSUS THE GODS OF COOL previews this Thursday night (50% off tickets) and opens Friday night at the Angelus Theatre in Spanish Fork, promising a rocking, good time for the entire family. Get 20% off tickets for any night with coupon code "steve".